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Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time