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Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.