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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Deliverance Release friend

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.