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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strike True Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots.

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract