jacobwakeup

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Pops of the Tops Detonate 3 explosive chests on the pillars in Alpine Ridge

Tribute Find the tomb

Gatherer Collect 400 gems in Blowhard

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Comin' Through! Charge through 4 Armored Druids near the start of Magic Crafters