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Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Calling All Creeps! Collect the cell phone from your school locker.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stay Out of the Forest Find a way past the strange man in the woods.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Welcome to Dead House Complete Area 1 and return home.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Master of One Get a golden level badge by completing all the Level Goals for a single level.

Fashionista! Complete your first Costume.

Good Hare Day Place the Magician's Top Hat on its rightful owner.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

It Came from Beneath the Sink! Face what lies beneath the sink… and survive!

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

An Old Story's End Evict an elderly intruder.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Be Afraid - Be Very Afraid! Intimidate a very deadly creature.

You're Not Plant Food! Narrowly escape defeat by wearing a talisman into the woods.

Invaders from the Big Screen Tell Aunt Dahlia about your weekend plans

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Ghost Next Door See to the needs of the 3 unexpected guests.

How I Got my Shrunken Head Solve a compression problem to reach the attic.

I Was Your Evil Twin Look into an antique mirror and do some self reflection.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Haunted Car Convince your brother to give you a ride across town.

Elevator to Nowhere Access the mysterious dimension from every possible angle.

Shop Til You Drop… Dead! Find a way inside the Mall.

It Came from the Internet! Used modern technology to give the second Ghost Child his heart's desire.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Are You Terrified Yet? Find entry into the bookstore.

Not the Living Dummy's Night Survive the game to completion.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Using the ol' Brain Juice Find a way to call RL Stine without touching gross coins or a dirty phone receiver.

Slappy's Nightmare Discover Slappy's secret shame.

All-Day Nightmare Finish the game in 300 turns or fewer.

Toy Terror: Batteries Included Disable a deadly toy bent on destruction.