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Hello World Take down Maurice

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vive la resistance! Locate the resistance

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Power to the laser Find the Laserkraftwerk

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash