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Jackpot! Win big on The Merchant's slot machine.

A Contract Completed Damage The Beast with the Assassin's Armament.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Twice as Nice Score at least 150,000,000 points in Time Attack Co-op

BFF Score at least 750,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

Model Adventurer Escape The Ancient Dungeon with a difficulty modifier of 3.00

Lost Soul Complete your first Sealed Soul delve

Master of Unlocking Open 250 chests

Dentist's Delight Consume a food item made of gold.

Feed The Friend Throw a dragonfruit into a pit.

The Caretaker Traverse The Beast's Cradle without taking any damage.

Merchant Shop Boycott Escape the Ancient Dungeon without entering a shop.

A Hard Contract Completed Damage The Beast with the Assassin's Armament in Hard Mode (2.0x).

A Hard Battle Won Damage The Beast with the Mercenary's Armament in hard mode (2.0x).

Try Harder Escape The Ancient Dungeon after re-entering twice.

Try Hard With A Vengeance Escape The Ancient Dungeon after re-entering three times.

Try Hard Escape The Ancient Dungeon after re-entering once.

The Librarian Traverse The Forgotten Library without taking any damage.

Itsy Bitsy Use a Contracting Orb to shrink yourself.

Ceramic Panic Destroy one thousand pots.

Black Friday Raise your merchant discount to 60%.

Aberration Obliteration Defeat one hundred aberrant enemies.

Show Off Escape the dungeon without obtaining any upgrade items.

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Laid to Rest Complete 3 unique sealed soul delves

Savage Soldier Buy at least 5 different augments for the Mercenary's Armament.

Merciless Killer Buy at least 5 different augments for the Assassin's Armament.

Quick Like A Bunny Escape the Ancient Dungeon in under twenty minutes.

Overstuffed Eat every type of food item during a single delve.

Empty Belly Escape The Ancient Dungeon without consuming any food items.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Close The Book Discover all items.

Unsealed Souls Complete the delve of every Sealed Soul.

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that