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Man Around Town Visit Aberdeen, Central, Kennedy Town and North Point.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar