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That's Impossible! Beat the "Impossible Challenge" in the Megacorp games

The Sampler Defeat 5 enemies, each one taking damage from a handgun, long-gun, and melee

Speed Demon Achieve a speed of 300km/h.

An End to a Poor Girl's Misery Defeat Lisa Trevor using Chris.

To Protect and Serve Complete River Ward's storyline.

EZPZ Clear Mountain level 6 without grabbing any orbs.

The Jungle Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Santo Domingo.

You da Man, Chris Finish the game using Chris.

Mechanical Menace Complete "Mechanical Menace"

True or False Clear Episode Four.

Cat Fight Kill the panthers using Brandon the Panther

False King's Trophy Slayer of Demon “False King”

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Eye For Details Collect all the puzzle pieces

You Gotta Shoot 'Em in the Head Completed "You Gotta Shoot 'Em in the Head"

Savior of Mefitis Save all humans on Mefitis

Graffer Collect all Street Art

Get Shrimpin' Collect all the Flamingos

Part of the Creed Take the induction leap of faith (The Lost Archive).

Monster's dance Have a guard incapacitate 3 civilians while he's poisoned.

Super Star Earn 150 Stars in Career Mode

Tax Evasion Get your money back from a Templar tax collector.

The Boss Solve the Puzzle

Almost flying Parachute directly from the top of the Galata Tower to the golden horn.

I got bolts to trade Collect 2 Million Bolts

Worth A Thousand Words Collect all of Ishak Pasha's memoir pages.

Completed Grounded Mode Completed Grounded Mode

Out of honey? Chew bees! Survive 5 waves using only your fists and legs.

This Is It Beat the epilogue with secret ending

Army of Darkness Shot out the 4 lights with 4 bullets in Night Shift

Piece de Resistance Complete a Paste Up in every Paste Up location

Best Buds Ride around the Ferris Wheel with a gnome

Nice Ride Buy all weapons, shields, and upgrades for your ship

Make an Entrance Defeat enemies with the vehicle, long-gun, melee, and grenade, in that order, in 20 seconds

A Bit Of Paradise Smash your way through all the Billboards

Now its time... Obtain R.Y.N.O. II

Two Heads, One Bullet Kill or incapacitate 2 enemies with the same sniper rifle shot.

Don't try this at home... Splash the screen during a celebration.

Suspicious Modifications Complete the Private Jet laser and anti-gravity parts first

Tyresome Complete the Monster Truck tyres first

Strictly Business Completed "Strictly Business"

Draconic Dissertations Acquire research on the Ancient Dragon.

Delaying the Inevitable In the Washroom, complete the toilets, toilet seats and toilet lids last

Mother and Child Reunion Reunite a mother and child

This is too easy Clear at least one extra level collecting all orbs.

Holy Wisdom Complete the Hagia Sofia challenge level.

Yay Carbon Obtain Carbonox Armor

Intergalactic Disco Star Dance along with your Alien Buddy and touch 7 stars.

Chapter III Acquire the power of the first Dark Lord

For the Homeland Faced the Archadian Empire as an initiate in the Order of the Knights of Dalmasca.