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Har-man-ica In single-player arcade mode, see Face whip out his instrument while wearing hot pants.

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Class Pro Complete 10 different Classes with 90% or more accuracy.

Speedlunky Complete the game in under 8 minutes. No shortcuts.

Now Playing Purchase a pre-game ritual in MyCAREER mode.

The Future is Now Win the Rising Stars Challenge.

Ultimate Key Collector Collect all 20 secret keys

All Seeds 09 Open all seeds in garden 09, without using continues

Executioner Get 4 confirmed kills in one Public Contracts match.

Some Like It Holt Hit for a cycle in the Postseason™.

The Entire Gang Rescue all 8 hidden characters.

Streak Master Hit, Dodge or Block 500 Cues in a row.

He Shoots, He Scores Reach a score of 1,000 points in the Lobby mini-game.

Badass Kill 4 foes at the same time

Seen It All Complete 100% of the journal.

Big Money Obtain 500000 gold.

Afraid of the Dark Finish Descent Challenge with at least one medal.

Golden Gloves Throw 1000 punches in Cardio Boxing

Phase 1 Complete Complete Phase 1 of The 9 Week Program

Ground Sweeper Destroy 200 Draelus ground structures on any difficulty

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

All Seeds 07 Open all seeds in garden 07, without using continues

Sewer Shot Hit the manhole in The Mob scene 3

Zero Wasted Pollen Get all the Spectra in a garden without missing any pollen and without using continues
Available stages: Garden 01 - 10

Some more Special than Others Purchase and equip 5 Special Abilities simultaneously in MyCAREER mode.

Furricane In single-player arcade mode, get 25+ hits with Coyori's Cat Storm.

Turbo Complete the game in less than 80 minutes, in one session without restarting from a checkpoint.

Amateur Complete Skirmish on Normal or higher difficulty level

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Combo Fifteen Pollen Prowler combo x 15
Available stages: Garden 01 - 10

Cardio Kick Start Complete the Cardio Kick Start Program

Avid Hiker Finish Summit Challenge with at least one medal.

Perfect Attendance Complete a Fitness Program without missing a workout

Squibittydoo! Recover an on-side kick

All Seeds 08 Open all seeds in garden 08, without using continues

Three Play Ping Pong In 3p mode, trapeze jump between two swinging Grimps 5 times.
Available stages: Garden 01 - 10

Streaking Win 5 non-simulated games in a row in The Association mode.

All Spectra Found (Garden 01 - 10) Get all the Spectra in garden 01 - 10.

Keep Your Distance Make 10 three-point shots in any one game.
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That's Some Good Shootin' Kill 100 enemies in Cooperative mode with 70% accuracy.

On Fire Burn 1000 Calories in 24 hours.

Last Over 5 Minutes Last for 5 or more minutes in Inferno Pool endurance mode.

Size Doesn't Matter Get a 40+ hit combo with Watson.

Criticist Review 100 custom courses

The Hundred Thousander Get 100,000 pollen in one garden, without using continues
Available stages: Garden 01 - 10

Kill 'Em All Complete 5 matches of Deathmatch.

Winner Winner Win a match of any Versus game type on all 3 maps.

Master of Arms Unlock the final ship on any difficulty

Savior of Tolak Finish the sixth stage on any difficulty

Henry V 20 consecutive wins in survival mode.