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Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Leaf on the Wind Glide to secret Egg Thief area in Town Square

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest