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Lucky Winner Hit the jackpot at a slot machine

Slight Distraction Complete the Dinki-Di Wasteland Mission

Slakebuster Interrupt a Slakebeast with Drax's Call to Action.

Death Mode: Invaderoids Complete the Death Mode level.

Jail Bird Break out Carmelita from Contessa

Creepy Crawly Defeat Contessa #1

Death Mode: Galaxanoids Complete the Death Mode level.

More Creepy Crawlies Defeat Contessa #2

Jailed Cotton Candy Pickpocket 3 keys from Carmelita in Canada

Bear Hug Cause a bear fight in Canada

Upset Stomach Shoot down Neyla to help out Sly

Tummy Trouble Collect Clockwerk's stomach

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

Moose Head Steal the moose costume for Murray

Sneaky Purchase the Silent Obliteration from ThiefNet

Rocking It Shell Style Purchase the Hover Pack from ThiefNet

Look Sharp Find 15 enemy intel items.

Gold Medal Winner Defeat Jean Bison

Free Radical Escape a level 5 police chase

Cardio Travel a distance of 20 kilometers on foot.

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

You Look Great In Pink Purchase the Diablo Fire Slam from ThiefNet

Tick-Tock Defeat Clock-La

Bird Dentist Use Murray's strength to open Clock-La's mouth

Unlikely Bandit Unlock all Sly Cooper and the Band of Thieves Trophies

The Search Complete 'Charlie Don't Surf' on Veteran difficulty.

You've Gone Platinum Complete all Death Mode and Beat School levels.

Enforcer Use the Crime Detection System to take down 20 confirmed criminals

Bleeding Thumbs Beat the Challenge of the Titans

Seasoned to Taste In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies with the Peppermill Crank Gun.

Riddle Resolver Solve 85% of Riddler challenges

Thoughtful Captain Find half of the Guardian Collectibles.
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Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Trophy of Gaia Unlock all God of War® II Trophies

End of the Night Get ending 1.

Feel the Heat Kill all 4 tanks on the overpass with the Javelin missile in 'The Bog'.

Five Fully Upgraded Weapons Fully upgrade five weapons

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Karma-geddon Kill 50 zombies using a vehicle.

Letting Old Ghosts Die Completed Episode 9.

Drax the Dismemberer Dismember an Inquisitor with Drax's Call to Action.

Mano-A-Mano Defeat Titan henchman without using Batarangs (any play mode)

Managerial Skills Find all of the Guardian Collectibles for one Guardian.

Wishing Well You threw someone's ball down a well… Shame on you.

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Retro Shooter Complete any level without reloading your weapon (excluding 'The Coup' and 'Aftermath').

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Bunny Buddies You made the bunnies play nice.