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Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Saint Achieve the LIGHT ending in every Forsaken Room

Embrace Your Destiny Complete an entire story in Career mode.

Not So Fast Takedown an opponent using a Judo counter.

Colombian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Deep Sleeper Reach Zone 50

Beat Maniac Earn a 30 or greater timed hit combo

Ultimate Weapon Destroyed 1000 starfighters in Dogfight matches.

Will No One Face Me? Complete all of the Danger Ball Quickplay challenges

Goatta Catch 'Em All! How do you catch goats?

An Unnecessary Journey Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava

Run, Bambi! Experience a forest fire

Invincible City Have ten disasters hit the same city

The Pink Hat! Beat the game while wearing the Blue Hat.

All in Moderation Defuse all bombs in the "Moderate" section.

Welcome To The Jungle Complete nightmare version of the "Trial by Blood" mission

Neckbeard Smell and look like one

Music Non Stop Jump on the launch Pad

Goat Theft Auto Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it

Overflowing Overdrive Remain in Overdrive for at least 60 seconds.

Eye Of The Tiger Complete nightmare version of the "Friendly Fire" mission

Is That a Goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Day XXXV Survive day 35.

I Will Survive Complete nightmare version of the "Toxic Love" mission

Agnostic Achieve the NEUTRAL ending in every Forsaken Room

Storyteller Achieve all 6 of the game's endings

The Best There Is Beat Arcade mode on the hardest difficulty.

Mega Buster Use 1,000 Hyper Combo Gauge bars. (Arcade/online only)

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

I Freaking Love Goats Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101

Sallskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level

Le Voyage Dans la Lune A trip to the Moon

Fish Food Fall to your doom 100 times

In the Pocket Earn a 500-note streak on Bass.

Danger Baller Complete all of the Danger Ball challenges

Big Four MyCAREER - Participate in WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam, and Survivor Series.

Rocket Man Complete nightmare version of the "Short Circuit" mission

Sinner Achieve the BLOOD ending in every Forsaken Room

Antiquarian Complete your Artifacts Checklist 100%

U Got REKT! You should have listened. :)

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

I Want To Break Free Complete nightmare version of the "Affair with Death" mission

Time to Hunt Acquire the Chain Spear.

Fully Decorated Earned all Story Medals on any difficulty.

For Five Days I Turned the Other Cheek For five days you didn't kill anything.

Too Powerful! Have 5 power-ups equipped at the same time.

Couch Potato Complete your Broadcasts Checklist 100%