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Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside