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European Treble Winners Awarded for winning the League, UEFA Champions League, and League Cup in a [Master League] season

Punished Snake Death Has No Meaning To You

No. 1 Club Awarded for being named the No.1 Club in the [Master League] Club Rankings

To Pastures Anew Awarded for moving teams in [Master League]

Falling is like flying 99% of the time Fall 20 Meters

Friend of the Mudokons, Part 2 Rescued enough Mudokons for good Quarma in the Escape level

Walkin' on Water Make it from one end of the lake to the other in hyperspeed

Brush your shoulders off Get S-rating on 25 levels

IT'S A KNOCKOUT! Knock out 100 Sligs via depossession

FIFA for Life Spend 50 hours on the pitch

Platinum Unlock All Other Trophies

S for Sensei Get S-rating on all levels

Paperclip Labyrinth Follow the bureaucratic loop in the Bureau 3 times.

Hee-ya! Knock back enemies 1 kilometer total with melee attacks

Friend of the Mudokons, Part 1 Rescued enough Mudokons for good Quarma in Reunion At The Old Trellis

Act II Complete Act II.

Impregnable Fort Faced 20 or more shots on target and kept a clean sheet

Bloody Sport Clear 25 different arena challenges.
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Organ Performance Listen to the organ performance in the Bureau.

Snakes On A Plain Received A Gift From Bol-Dor, Earth Gatekeeper

Around the World Play a match with a team from every league

The Entertainment Complete "The Entertainment."

Make 'Em Scream Get 100 soldiers to scream

Charted Unlock the entire game map

Here And There Along The Echo Complete "Here And There Along The Echo."

The Light, It Burns! Scared off at least 500 Sleeches

Act III Complete Act III.

The Sniper Scored a free kick from 30m or more

Expressionism Pulled Every Kind Of Face

Hypnagogic Hypnotize Shannon in the mine.

You died Die in Xanadu.

Pedantic Progress Collected And Placed Keystones On The Gate One At A Time

Danger Is My Middle Name Activated A Gate Without Activating Any Checkpoints

Say something romantic Watch Flora launch her paper boat.

Act IV Complete Act IV.

Un Pueblo De Nada Complete "Un Pueblo De Nada."

The best strikes are the ones we avoid Get gold stamps in a Survival arena challenge.

Weird Science Get into the ORB lab

Patch speaking Answer the phone in the Rum Colony.

"Look for me under your bootsoles" Complete Act V.

As It Was Foretold Save 1000 Mudokons and achieve the Good Quarma Ending

A Bit Of Everything, Simultaneously Attempt to clear any level with the Modifiers Randomizer enabled.

John Silver's Crew Kill 3 M4D-5 robots in a row while they're hopping on one foot
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Death of the Hired Man Complete "Death of the Hired Man."

Gameplay master, silver Achieved half of the different badges across the whole game

Phil and Jane Find Phil and Jane on the Zero.

Here, you pick Learn about 12 dishes in Sam & Ida's.

World Champions Awarded for becoming an International Cup Winner in [Master League]

Under the horizon Find Flora's boat in the distillery.

Happy Tuesday Win the claw game at Sam & Ida's.