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Brotector Save other TV players 6 times in 1 game of Steal the Statue

At Least I Have My Integrity Fail to steal any statues in 20 rounds of Steal the Statue

Ready To Rock Destroy your first Heavy Droid

No Ink for You! Defeat Octopunch without getting inked

These Hands Don't Stop Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts

Supersafe Get maximum shields in Pure mode

PeaceaBULL Finish a level without shooting

Smart Bomb Destroy eight or more enemies with a single Cluster Bomb

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.

...of Paradoxicality Give Brokk a nosebleed.

...of Celebrity Listen to yourself on the radio.

...of Omnisciency Freak out Puriel.

...of Holiness Meet every Holy Spirit.

...of Verbosity Call everyone.
6/12

Master of Life and Death Obtain all other trophies.

Bio Inc. Master Complete all Death and Life stages at lethal difficulty.

420 Blaze It Unlock all other Trophies.

Family Matters Complete "Heat Wave" scenario.

Follow your dreams Earn 2000000 points in Custom Game with American Dream condition set.

Executive Earn 1000000 points in Custom Game with Startup condition set.

Magnate Earn 3000000 points in Custom Game with Tycoon condition set.

Orgy manager Who needs prom when you can have an orgy? Good job, champ! (Only offline games)

Prank Masterz! You played the ultimate prank! LOL! (Only offline games)

All Points Bulletin Beat the top target score on all 60 stages

Glamping Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.

You've come a long way! Complete all Blade 350 License jobs.

Earthed Defeat the boss of chapter 4 in Campaign mode

Dissected Defeat the boss of chapter 5 in Campaign mode

Calamari Defeat the boss of chapter 6 in Campaign mode

Make It Rain Spend over 1000 stars in Campaign mode

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Super Maiden Over Do three consecutive levels without losing a shield

Sharp Shooter Destroy six or more enemies with a single Railgun blast

Eggselent Hatch 100 eggs across any number of levels

...of Audacity Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.

...of Snackery Have a cookie.

...of Connectivety Open a network of portals between every realm.

...of Generousity Give Satan a gift.

...of Theory Learn everything.

...of Fully Upgradability Get all watch upgrades.

...of Sensibility Watch every divine memory.

...of Mortality Die in 5 different ways.

...of Hostility Insult All Elders.
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...of Melody Listen to every song.
5/6

...of Unbelieveability See crazy nonsense everywhere.
10/18

...of Vanity Fill out your wardrobe.
8/13

The one with the evil twin You faced the evil version of a Coven member. (Only offline games)