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Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game