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One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Gunslinger Reunite with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 2.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Ancient Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Ruins.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.