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Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.