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Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond