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Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

Pack Rat Grab 1 of each collectible item. You never know when it will come in handy (Solo Campaign only).

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

The Hurk Locker Truly bond with Hurk by destroying 15 vehicles together (Campaign only).

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot