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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

Pack Rat Grab 1 of each collectible item. You never know when it will come in handy (Solo Campaign only).

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

The Hurk Locker Truly bond with Hurk by destroying 15 vehicles together (Campaign only).

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine