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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

Scene Stealer Execute 3 Surprise Strikes.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Good Hare Day Place the Magician's Top Hat on its rightful owner.

It Came from Beneath the Sink! Face what lies beneath the sink… and survive!

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

Words of Power Learn all three words of a shout

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Starcatcher Recover the stars.

An Old Story's End Evict an elderly intruder.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Double Trapper Catch more than one Bugsnak in your Snak Trap at once.

Be Afraid - Be Very Afraid! Intimidate a very deadly creature.

You're Not Plant Food! Narrowly escape defeat by wearing a talisman into the woods.

Butchered! Kill the Butcher.

Invaders from the Big Screen Tell Aunt Dahlia about your weekend plans

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

The Ghost Next Door See to the needs of the 3 unexpected guests.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

How I Got my Shrunken Head Solve a compression problem to reach the attic.

I Was Your Evil Twin Look into an antique mirror and do some self reflection.

Haunted Car Convince your brother to give you a ride across town.

Shop Til You Drop… Dead! Find a way inside the Mall.

It Came from the Internet! Used modern technology to give the second Ghost Child his heart's desire.

Elevator to Nowhere Access the mysterious dimension from every possible angle.

Long and Winding Road Reach level 20.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Comedy Rubella joins Aurora's Party.

Are You Terrified Yet? Find entry into the bookstore.