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QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Survived Again Survive Again

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

ONE OF US Connor became deviant

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

The New Apex Predator Destroy all Apex Predators

I Thought You Were Tough Kill the Apex Predator in The Gulf

Vengeance Is Mine Get revenge

Tourist Terror Complete all objectives in Golden Shores

Queen of the Wasteland Complete all objectives in Dead Horse Lake

Vacation From Hell Complete all objectives in Prosperity Sands

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper