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Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related