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What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Solomon's Army Release Solomon's Army.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Just Rewards Have 5,000 scrap in your inventory

Close Call Save the Prince's life by using the Power of Time.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Ding! Level Up! Purchase your first upgrade.

Road Warrior Reach Road Warrior legend rank

Anger Management Break 100 vases and sarcophagi.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Digging a Deeper Hole Complete Act 03

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Covenant: Way of White Discover Way of White covenant.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Maximum Fully upgrade Max

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

This is a Knife Acquire a Prototype Power.

Power Boost Find and break a sarcophagus.

Power in the Machine Complete Act 04

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Start of Something Good Clear all threat in Jeet's territory

Floors are for losers Wall run for a total of 1/2 mile (805 meters).

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Downward Spiral Reawakening Complete Act 05

Just a Flesh Wound Dismember a Brawler.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Rite of Passage Complete Shadow of the Tomb Raider on Rite of Passage difficulty

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Not how it Happened Use the Power of Time 20 times.

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Big Knocker Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Hoarder Completed a non-boss chapter without using any Super Moves

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier