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Exit Stage Right All the world is a stage

Just Relax, You Can Do It Performed three 10 hit combos. (Excluding offline VS Battle)

That's a Knife! Fully upgrade the knife

A Friend in Need Find and free Dandelion.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Lightning Rod Defeat Steropes the Lightning Bringer.

Wow, I'm Pretty Strong! Won three special matches in Treasure Battle.

No Pain, No Gain Dealt 50,000 damage in Practice mode.

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Chain Gang Perform the Serpent's Fury 3 times

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Okay! I'm Ready! Won a battle in online tournament.

Hot-Blooded Fighter Got promoted to Warrior.

Total Party Kill Kill 5 enemies with friendly fire

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Estus Flask Acquire Estus Flask.

Up to the Challenge Complete 5 Challenges

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Reach Lordran Arrive in Lordran.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel