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Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.