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Life Weaving Prevent 3 deaths using Lifeweaver's Life Grip without dying yourself in Quick or Competitive play.

Bass Ackwards It’s just four strings, how hard could it possibly be?

Maestro Four strings and the spite to use ‘em.

To explore strange new worlds Attain a Time Trial star rating of 75. [Pure Time Trials]

Managers First Choice With a Virtual Pro play a game as the #1 ranked squad member in Captain your Country.

The Captain In a Captain your Country campaign play a game as the captain for your country's first team.

Always Available Complete a season in Be A Pro: Seasons without simming a game

Brain Surgery 100 Brains sucked.

Necessary Roughness Knock down 10 dismounted drivers

Enlisted Promoted to rank: Private

Hold Onto Anything Again, that was weird.

One Ugly Mother Complete Predator Campaign on Nightmare difficulty setting

Superstar Attain a Time Trial star rating of 90. [Pure Time Trials]

By My Hand Alone You made it to Wave 13 in Back Alley Brawl killing all combatants personally

Daredevil In Bonfires, you performed all the special combination jumps in 1 round

Bored at Work Waste 20 minutes on Bicker.

The Saga of the Schoolyard Sentinel Get an Invite to Satan's from Fela.

Wreck-Less Unlock all 16 Eliminator events

Void Star You completed all Normal and Expert challenges with a 3-Stars rating

Make It Last as long as it will.

Isle of Trees Find the hidden island on the Trees level

Fair Play In a single Captain your country campaign Receive no match bans.

Victorious! Win the FIFA World Cup™ in a Captain your Country campaign.

Can’t Touch This Win any Rank 8 race without being wrecked

Hard Day’s Night Cleared all Sonic the Werehog stages

Keeper Donate 1000 coins in Greed Mode

RERUN Beat 3 victory laps in one run

Fancy Footwork, Nerd Don't miss a step while dancing.

One of each, please! Own at least one vehicle of each type.

Defend, Defend, Defend Lift the World Cup™ Trophy in the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ scoring 11 or fewer total goals (Record)

Rocket science Travel 80 meters in a single jump.

Climbing the Ladder Win consecutive promotions with the same Club in Manager Mode

Hobbyist collector Own 10 vehicles.

Multiplayer's Overrated Play as Milo after fighting with Lola.

It Does Have Its Charms Make friends with Wormhorn.

Solid Performer Achieve an average match rating of 8 at the end of a single Captain your Country campaign.

Never-Ending Game Play 125 rounds of Gauntlet.

Day Tripper Cleared all Sonic the Hedgehog stages

D-Town Destruction Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath

Better to Reign in Hell... Intentionally lose to Satan.

Taking Charge Get 4 killing blows with a single use of Sojourn's Overclock in Quick or Competitive play.

Bottom of the Barrel Recruit the Drunk Idiot Demon for Satan's final challenge.

It's Fine If You're Already Dead Drink a lot of booze.

Seriously? All sketches? We made the game and have never gotten this. Wow.

A stroll in the park Drive a cumulative total of 62 mi (100 km) in free ride mode.

Ride The Chariot To Donut Hell

All Tied Up Complete "Twine Peaks Storm Shield Defense 6"

Deep Pockets Kill ??? with Keeper

Power Overwhelming Upgraded all of Sonic the Werehog's stats to their maximum levels

"Impressive!" - Somebody, Probably Play a perfect stacking game.