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I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging