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Like it never even happened Pick up nothing along the way.

The first of many has fallen... Lose your first hero

Pouring Thunder You have destroyed Eleanor's Kychsrhea! (Story Mode, Solo Play, within time)

Stercus Accidit Fail the Prologue

Triple Whammy Disable three switches in quick succession.

Add that one to the fossil record! Defeat a Bug Hive Lord.

Master of Time Defeat The Line

Ankheg Annihilator Defeat the Ankheg.

The Old Man and the Newborn Get Gines to tell you something about your very first days of life.

The Usual Suspects Go through all the possible suspects of a crime with the victim.

Shoggoth Schmoggoth Kill 50 Shoggoths

Them That Hath Ears Use the microphone for 20 minutes

Magic Overload Use Magic Jewels to increase Magic Power to maximum.

Victory! Finish the game.

Adult Content Take an extremely erotic picture.

Mr Know-It-All Watch all the tutorials.

The Dead Sea Amass a total of 53594 kills...give or take 52594.

Building a New You Spend 25 total Skill Points

Just Plain Dillo Knock off Armored Armadillo's armor in Mega Man X.

Occult Knowledge Unveil Santa Brígida's hidden secrets.

Darkness Abyss You have destroyed Milia's Gespeneris! (Story Mode, Solo Play, within time)

Frank West: Cross-dresser Dress up completely in women's clothing.

Best Friends Reach a 10-heart friend level with someone.

Third Showdown Complete Chapter 3

Wardenclyffe Victory Activate the Wardenclyffe and save the world.

Monoculture Ship 300 of one crop.

Bonus! Arcade - Get your first bonus asteroid cluster

One Chance Strike Marcellus's final form with a Deflect Critical attack.

A drink, a hand, and a companion... Treat a hero in the Tavern

Agent Of Mayhem Kill 150 enemies using only environmental damage in campaign mode

Full Deck Collect all combo cards

It didn't SEE that coming! Defeat an Illuminate Great Eye.

Student of History Activate all Iron Lord Artifacts.

Gone Dark Complete all Covert contracts

Clean House Complete all Demolition contracts

Replenish Life You have acquired a 1UP item! (Story Mode, Solo Play)

A rumination, a prayer, and a confession... Treat a hero in the Abbey

The Boy Who Lived Save the life of the first member of a certain Vatican order.

New York, New York Meet the last living member of a certain Vatican order.

Crystal Rain Collect 100 crystals

Perfect Execution Complete all Precision contracts

I Read You Like A Book Unlock all the entries for every enemy file in the status menu

Living Large Upgrade your house to the maximum size.

The Catacombs Emerge alive from the Parisian City of the Dead.

Dominated Sky You have destroyed Islay's Sivilung! (Story Mode, Solo Play, within time)

Stupid Questions Because some questions just have to be asked.

Cliques Reach a 5-heart friend level with 4 people.

Fallen Light You have destroyed Graham's Wildduran! (Story Mode, Solo Play, within time)

Ostiophobia Defeat the son.

Improper Behavior Spraypaint all Zombrex posters