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Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.