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Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

I think this one is old Kill 100 Scorpions

They were cute Kill 25 Butterflies

I hope this is it Kill 25 Spiders

Starting Complete Area 1

This wasn't easy Kill an Area Boss

But not cute enough Kill 50 Butterflies

There were more... Kill 50 Spiders

Shouldn't it be on the sea? Kill a Manta

Annoying as always Kill 50 Mosquitos

Getting Better Complete Area 2

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

This is it, right? Complete Area 3

Platinum Ship Get all the trophies

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest