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Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
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QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
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Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
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Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
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Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Master Parautilitarian Spend 100 Ability Points

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Gun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 4

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Knife sheath ++ Unlock stealth perk 4

Vampire Unlock stealth perk 6

Hard Crash Perform 10 vehicle take downs

Shotgun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 5

All that glitters Collect 25 gold items

AR magazine + Unlock tactical perk 6