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Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

I Got The Blues Navigate the Blue Precursor Rings

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

It's Cold Out Here Stop the 3 Lurker Glacier Troops