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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Egg on Your Face Defeat a Majini with a rotten egg.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Egg Hunt Find all 4 types of eggs.

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

Chimney Sweep There is only one way in

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

Bad Blood During the first fight with Wesker, damage him a set number of times.

First Bluegleam Trade Traded Bluegleam for a special weapon or outfit.

First Spear Modification Applied a modification to your spear.

Shadow of Yharnam Defeat the Shadow of Yharnam.

Lead Aspirin Defeat a Majini with a headshot while it's jumping.