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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

A Modern Babylon Complete Memory Sequence 3.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

Día de Muertos Remove the dagger from the Temple of the Moon

LIBERATION Markus reached the camp and liberated the androids

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot

Thieftaker Bring three Bounty targets back alive.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.