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Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

More practice Complete the aiming training