garbage503

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Badges Collect all badges.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone