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Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Don't Mess With BD-1 Defeat an enemy with a hacked droid

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Kickoff Defeat an enemy using only kicks

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Legendary Beasts Defeat four mysterious creatures

Cal Got Your Tongue? Slice an oggdo's tongue

Triple Take Defeat 3 enemies using a single lightsaber throw

Good While It Lasted Complete memory sequence 2.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt