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Zoom Zoom Race for More Artifacts

Blades of Fire Acquire Thera's Bane

I Want to Destroy! Destroy War Factory Defenses

Blam! Break Barrier with Blast Bot

Gate Crasher Masher Defend Spargus' Front Gate

Shields are Down Destroy Dark Ship Shield

Switcheroo Find Switch in Sewers

Screwed! Kill Scylla

Dude in Distress Rescue Seem at Temple

The Best Defense Defend HQ from Attack

There Will Be Consequences Sink Atlantis

Big Tower Fall Down Destroy Metal Head Tower

Clear Vision Activate Astro-Viewer in Forest

Shoot 'em High Defend Spargus from Attack

My Head Hurts Collect 125 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Puppy Mill Break the grinder

They Were Ruined Anyway Break through Ruins

Duck and Dodge Reach Catacombs via Palace Ruins

Taking Him Down Destroy Final Boss

Plasma Ball Destroy Dark Ship

Yippee Ki-yay! Escape the burning building

Disarmed Kill Erinys

Ares Who? Kill the dissenter

Inner Child Abuse Defeat your inner self

Fool's Gold Kill King Midas

A Hero's Welcome Entertain the brothel whores

Straight Flush Survive the vortex

That Hit the Spot Kill Lanaeus

A Bridge to the Past Raise the bridge to Death's Domain

The Orbiter of Faith Collect 50 Precursor Orbs

Eye Can't Believe It! Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Ghost in the Machine Deactivate the crusher

Spartans Stand Tall Save Deimos

Let Him Win Finish Deimos battle

Only One Remains Finish the game

The Death of Death Kill Thanatos

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Head Over Here Collect 250 Metal Head Skull Gems

Blade of Justice Perform 25 special stealth kills with the knife

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Mess with the Bull... Collect all the Minotaur Horns

Collisions Throw 10 enemies into other enemies

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Cosplayer Play the game with an unlocked costume

Cool Story Bro. Watch the movie "Atlas and Persephone" three times

Collateral Damage Find ballista secret