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Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

This Takes Me Back Complete Chapter 3 in Ada's campaign.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Ada's Demise Complete Chapter 4 in Ada's campaign.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

What's Next? Complete Chapter 5 in Ada's campaign.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Tag 'em and bag 'em Find Rojas in the Favelas.

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Welcome To The Rock Completed the mission "Marooned".

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Royale with Cheese Defend Burger Town.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Elected official Complete Acis

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".