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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Comedy Rubella joins Aurora's Party.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

The Seeker of Knowledge Win the House Cup

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Rise to the Challenges Defeat enemies in all battle arenas
0/2

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Toast of the Town Find the Map Chamber as a Slytherin

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

The Intrepid Explorer Discover all cairn dungeons
1/5

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.