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LET'S GO FOR SIX you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

Heaven Is a Lonely Place Clear the 1st through the 100th floors of Heaven-on-High solo.

Solo Traveler Reach traverse stones 1 through 100 of Pilgrim's Traverse solo.

Freeing the Beast Achieve Apex rank or above on the Crucible's first three boards and two master's boards.

STALLING. I thought I'd think she'd be taller.

Observing the Occult Unlock all entries in the Occult Record pertaining to the South Horn.

A Fork to Be Reckoned With Complete the Forked Tower: Blood for the first time.

Pal-less Palace Clear the 1st through the 200th floors of the Palace of the Dead solo.

Alo, Goodbye Complete the criterion dungeon Another Aloalo Island.

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

All by Eurekaself Clear the 1st through the 100th floors of Eureka Orthos solo.

I Caught That II Catch and record discovery of 1,730 unique fish.
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ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Unholy Sacrament Complete the Final Verse (Quantum).

Tour de Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic (Extreme) for the first time.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

One Thousand and One Fights Complete Another Merchant's Tale.

Friend to the Fierce Achieve rank 25 or higher with 10 beasts.
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MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.