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...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lullaby Complete the Beat School level.