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Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.