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Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.