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I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
3/25

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Apex Predator Knock down 10 Apex Variants.

7/10

Friends Like These Encounter a mysterious... benefactor? Well, that's what she'd call herself, anyway.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Phalanx's Trophy Slayer of Demon "Phalanx"

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Bookworm Collect 50 Journals.
45/50

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Lord of Frenzied Flame Achieved the "Lord of Frenzied Flame" ending

Raccoon City Native Obtain all trophies.

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Dr. Reed, I Presume? Survive the many perils of Venice Beach and meet Dr. Reed at the Serling Hotel.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Bounder Defeat 30 of Vex's minions by bouncing on them.
23/30

Stacking the Deck Collect 30 Skill Cards.
19/30

Elden Ring Obtained all trophies

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.