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QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Attended the Embassy Survived the ambush at the Embassy and gained passage into the Forbidden West.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

First Tallneck Overridden Reached the top of a Tallneck and accessed its information.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Egg on Your Face Defeat a Majini with a rotten egg.

Upgraded 3 Weapons Fully upgraded 3 weapons.
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Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Established the Base Secured a base of operations and rebooted GAIA.

Egg Hunt Find all 4 types of eggs.