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Into the abyss Kill a creature by making it fall to its death

Key of Stones Find the Key of Stones

Historian Complete a Relic

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Getting crafty Stack two Pillars

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Key of Spirits Find the Key of Spirits

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gathering moss Get crushed by a Boulder

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Ophidiophobia Slay the Queen of Venom

Atlas of Beyond Discover the Atlas of Beyond

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Immortal no more Unearth the Shard of Life

Back to reality Return from the Mirror of Spirits

Curator Complete all Relics

Preservation Society Break all Vases

A true adventurer Collect all trophies

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

Good While It Lasted Complete memory sequence 2.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4