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The Reconing Finish any heist and kill at least 200 enemies using the Reconnaissance Sight on Vh or above.

Rising Sun Challenger Get a medal in 10 challenges in Japan (Road To The Olympics DLC required)

Fresh Slice Finish a Story level with 100% edibility. No Marmalade allowed.

Perfectionist Make 2,000 Groschen a day from Pribyslavitz.

To the moon! Drive 384 000m
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First Blood Get the first kill in a round.

I Can Quit Anytime Dice are most important, the rest will work itself out somehow.

Your seat is so hot Complete a match in hotseat mode

Coffee Stain Goat Simulator - Finish the level on Death Wish.

Learning the Ropes Install a ship upgrade

Thalassophobia Yacht Heist - Finish the heist within 6 minutes on OVK or above.

Lord Capon's Ghost Get back Capon's necklace without permission from anyone.

BOMBHALLA!! Hit multiple opponents with a single Bouncy Bomb in a matchmaking game

The Surpri-saac Newton KO an opponent with a Gravity-Canceled Heavy Attack 10 times in matchmaking games.

Push Victory Win a match of Push.

True Friend Capon will succeed, even though you sent him off with a nasty rash.

Flaccid Paralysis Kill 3 enemies with a headshot in a row.

The Midas Touch Earn a total of 100,000 Gold.

The Extreme Ten Obtain the Gold medal in 10 Extreme Pack Challenges

I don't step on toes... You beat "The Collector"!

Enforced Diet Kill a Life Leech grabbing an ally before they take damage

Wingman Everything has to go according to Sir Hans' plan.

Banged Kill an enemy after blinding them with a flashbang

Gotta go fast Exceed 500 km/h or more 100 times
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Chivalrous Soul Persuade Kuno to attack the mill right away.

Bad Girl Shirk your morning chores!

Green thumbs You beat the Scarecrow without taking a single hit!

Take that, sucker! You beat "Mama Tick" without taking a single hit!

Ultimate Driver Reached Level 50

Mercenary's Honour Arouse the mercenary's sense of honour.

See you later, Detonator! Participate in killing 20 Bulk Detonators.
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Salem Asylum Prison Nightmare - Get to the train in less that 4:44 on Mayhem or above.

Employee of the Month Successfully complete four Hazard Level 4 missions from start to finish in a row.
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Becoming Mean Reach the tenth level of infamy.

First victory Win a battle

Time Flies When You're Having Fun Reach account level 30.

I Believe You Can Fly KO 1,000 opponents in matchmaking games.

Only a hundred? Cross 100 finish lines
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Ruthless Kill an enemy by burning them.

"Party's Over!" Start the Lawnmower

Survival Of The Fittest Complete any special operation on Hard difficulty.

Brush your shoulders off Get S-rating on 25 levels

Friends without Benefits Invite Fritz and Matthew to Pribyslavitz.

Tracker Track down the raiders who attacked the farm.

An Eye For An Eye Defeat Deerclops, the chilly one-eyed monstrosity from a foreign land.

The Silenced Cartographer Render the Deep Space Satellite inoperable.

Christian Burial Ensure eternal salvation for the wretched charcoal-burner, Lev.

Not-so-Christian Burial Grant peaceful rest to the soul of the wretched charcoal-burner, Lev.

Prospector Collect 20 Compressed Gold Chunks.
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What Are These Things? You've collected 5 mysterious alien artifacts. They are hot to the touch, and smells faintly of...tarmac?
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