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Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Freeflow Combo 10 Complete a combo of 10 moves (any play mode)

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

ONE OF US Connor became deviant

Survived Again Survive Again